Once upon a time I found a cool free Face Swap app from Microsoft (that is unfortunately no longer available). We went on many adventures together. Here we are running wild through a series of classic paintings just for the heckuvit. Ahhhh… the good ole days…
Continue readingMy Top 5 Favorite TV Comedy Sketches That Changed My Life (in no particular order)
In my early years I was a huge sketch comedy fan. I even planned, at one time, to run off to Chicago and join Second City after I graduated from High School. I didn’t, obviously, and I am a lesser person because of it.

In remembrance of that lost dream and the importance that filmed sketch comedy had on me as younger person, here are Five TV Comedy Sketches That Changed My Life. Continue reading
My Top 5 TV Show Spinoffs I Would Greenlight If I Were Calling The Shots (in no particular order)
Krog’s Year in Review: 1,000,001 BC
The year 1,000,001 BC was a big year for the Tribe. I, Krog, son of Kroc, son of Kran, have kept records of all that has happened to us and have chosen the following items as the biggest things to represent the time that is now behind us, as we look forward to a new Megennium.
My Top 5 Guys I Would Totally Get With If I Were Gay (in no particular order)
Always The Villain, Never The Bride
In the endless pantheon of alternate realities, he has never had his white wedding.
Continue readingMy Top 5 Things That Have Contributed To The Black Mirror World In Which We Are Currently Living (in no particular order)

There are a lot of reasons why we have reached this dark place in our progression as a social species – the biggest one of them all being a weird need to put one tribe above other tribes. But that has always been the case, going back to when we were actually in tribes with no real spoken language and rudimentary art skills. What are the things recently that have pushed us deeper into that tribal abyss?
May I present to you my Top Five-ish items. Continue reading
Ben’s Top 5 Unanswered Questions from Back to the Future (in no particular order)

If there is anything that we have learned since the creation of Social Media and the Big Bang of Nerd Culture, it is that nothing happens by chance. There is no minutae too minute to not have massive meaning. There is a reason for everything and everything has an involved back story that makes sense regardless of how much it doesn’t make sense. Continue reading
Chien Aime La Citrouille, Chien Laisse La Citrouille
My Top 5 Favorite Books Of 2020 That Don’t Really Exist (in no particular order)
This has been an exceptionally long year. A year that I am sure we all would overwhemlingly prefer not to have existed.

So, in the spirit of the season and the longing for a year that we all wanted and would have preferred, but didn’t ultimately get to have – here are my top 5 favorite books of that alternate 2020. But don’t really exist in this 2020.
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