What a year, amirite? The kinda year that makes you rethink what you believe.

Anyways, here are roughly five random-ish things I have been thinking as we draw this trip around the sun to a close.

• Whoever is in charge and calling the shots is always the Empire, no exceptions.

• AI Aglorithms are the third seal signifying the end of times and that horse is way outa the barn.

• Charlie Sheen and SEO were the first and second seals.

• Paul Newman was never better than when he was Cool Hand Luke.

• Funny is never not subjective.

• Funny is always appropriate.

• We all deserve to have at least one Pattie Boyd in our lives.

• Everyone should get to be a Pattie Boyd at least once in someone else’s life.